just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) May 29, 2016
Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I laced your martini with a measles vaccine. You're autistic now.-- Mark Leggett (@markleggett) October 26, 2014
barber: what kinda cut you want fam?-- antonio lmao (@aayylmao) December 16, 2014
him: just fuck my shit up pic.twitter.com/5ZkPaTh6r1
Dead on the inside counts too pic.twitter.com/BRhqEnFwen-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) March 8, 2016
You sit alone in arbys, face shiny with grease and tears. Your family is thankful you're no longer around.-- Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) November 26, 2015
Happy thanksgiving from Arbys
Me: why do bad things happen to good people?-- robust healthy boy (@Amusitr0n) May 13, 2013
God: *reveals image of me jerking off to April from Ninja Turtles*
God: *nods solemnly*
*puts om roumd glases*-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 28, 2013
haha wowe limke harrey poter !
*rides a traimn*
jus lieke harbey pobtre !!!
thrown out of cop school for writing 'whos that pokemon' next to all the chalk outlines-- mail me a shoe (@egg_dog) February 13, 2014