America: land of the free, home of the brave, inventors of a bunch of useless sh*t.
1. A baby doll flask.
2. A portable spead-on butter.
3. A laptop holder. For your car.
4. An impromptu knife/Keystone Light burger flipper.
5. This grill that attaches to your vehicle's exhaust.
6. Was this product really necessary?
7. A salt gun to kill flies.
8. This Doggie Bjorn.
9. This bathroom green.
10. Dog butt covers. Yes, butt covers.
11. And an Oreo dunker. Because using your hands was too much work.
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