1. Welp....so much for that guac recipe.
2. Thanks Gayle, very helpful.
3. Oh...well, at least he doesn't agree with that hypothetical statement?
4. This comment is definitely the biggest worstest mistake that dude ever made.
5. ...so, uh, anyways, cool about the pine cones, right?
6. The best way to browse Facebook is to scan for keywords and rant at people regardless of context.
7. Robin Williams died, huh? Seems like the appropriate time to creepily rant about the friend zone.
8. "Thanks for sharing"
9. No wonder he's not gonna miss any of them.
10. WHAT. THE. FUCK.