Twitter's a truly wonderful tool - it's the perfect way to transform your fears about the world and personal insecurities into snappy, 140-character jokes so you don't have to confront any of them in sincere, potentially emotionally-devastating ways. Plus, it feels pretty nice when someone retweets you 'n all.



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