Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Jolly Old Man With A Wheelbarrow of Cabbage Gets Photoshopped
August 9, 2016
Rejoice! You didn't need it, but thanks to the photoshoppers at
you have it: a bunch of altered images of a jolly elderly man with a wheelbarrow full of cabbage. Why does he have cabbage? Who knows! Why is there so much? No clue! Why is he the most adorable man in the world? Because of his sweet face and sweater!
Here's the original:
1. Elliot has grown up. And he's got cabbage.
2. The man with the most cabbage in the world.
3. Feeeeeeed meeeee.
4. This guys been on our wanted list for years.
5. TIP: If you knock the old man out, you can ride his cabbage cloud.
6. A young Cabbage Patch kid finds a forever home.
7. Ladies love wheelbarrows full of cabbage.
8. This is what Pokémon GO's new tracking system looks like.
9. "Cabbage". Sure...
10. Genetically altered to sell at the grocery store.
11. Peter Rabbit finally got the best of Mr. McGregor.
12. No one man should have all that cabbage.
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