Rejoice! You didn't need it, but thanks to the photoshoppers at r/Photoshopbattles you have it: a bunch of altered images of a jolly elderly man with a wheelbarrow full of cabbage. Why does he have cabbage? Who knows! Why is there so much? No clue! Why is he the most adorable man in the world? Because of his sweet face and sweater! 

Here's the original:

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1. Elliot has grown up. And he's got cabbage.

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via DrWankalot

2. The man with the most cabbage in the world.

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via frings_demise

3. Feeeeeeed meeeee.

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via Elelegante101

4. This guys been on our wanted list for years.

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via jfundah

5. TIP: If you knock the old man out, you can ride his cabbage cloud.

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via -Civilized-Worm-

6. A young Cabbage Patch kid finds a forever home.

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via delabait

7. Ladies love wheelbarrows full of cabbage.

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via TheBloodMountain

8. This is what Pokémon GO's new tracking system looks like.

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via Lawdroid

9. "Cabbage". Sure...

Old Man With A Wheelbarrow of Cabbage Gets Photoshopped

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10. Genetically altered to sell at the grocery store.

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via kevinstu20

11. Peter Rabbit finally got the best of Mr. McGregor.

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via FOOKIN_LEGEND_M8

12. No one man should have all that cabbage.

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via pontoumporcento