True, these people can't win any gold medals, but the rush of a RT or like is probably almost as good, right?
I love the Olympics but do we really need to spend all this money to find out who's the best at badminton?-- Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) August 11, 2016
Me most of the time: America is the worst-- Brian Gaar (@briangaar) August 11, 2016
Me during the Olympics: pic.twitter.com/bJpTSlm7O7
Moms everywhere are going to be so pissed when they see that they don't put a giant net around the trampoline in the Olympics.-- Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 9, 2016
Largest-ever investments in the collaboration of Nations: 1) World Wars, 2) U.N. 3) International Space Station, 4) Olympics.-- Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) August 11, 2016
My 6-year-old's top 3 complaints about the Olympics:-- Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 11, 2016
3) It's always on TV.
2) There are too many countries.
1) There's no quidditch.