Sound the alarm, we've done it. We've finally done it. There's no going back from here folks. You don't "go back from" a guy masturbating with a McChicken. It just can't be done.
I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, someone masturbated with a McChicken? Well, why did someone masturbate with a McChicken? As plain and simple as it gets, some dude wanted to jack off, had a McChicken sandwich and I guess thought, for hopefully the first time in human history, "Hey, I should jack off using my McChicken". The horny McJacker videoed the proceedings and uploaded it, where many people have unfortunately come across it over Twitter.
We may never understand the reasoning for the mad man behind this. I mean, who thought you could ruin two perfectly good things by mashing them together into one terrible thing? Can society continue to operate when we all know this is something that has happened? May God have mercy on our souls. But moreso, may he have mercy on McChickens everywhere.
I just saw that mcchicken video... pic.twitter.com/8TfZJjISeC-- ㅤ (@ariansaints) August 28, 2016
What we didn't see before the McChicken video... pic.twitter.com/FjiBKL856I-- Tenley (@tenley_2_you) August 28, 2016
What happens between a man and a McChicken should stay between that man and the McChicken-- Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) August 28, 2016
It's not safe to #McChicken our spicy chicken. It's spicy for a reason.-- Chick-Fil-A, Lansing (@ChikFilaLansing) August 28, 2016
My lense is messed up because I saw Mcchicken trendin and saw the vid and thought "this can't be it" and started looking for something else-- Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) August 28, 2016
If I see anybody eating a McChicken after church today. Im slapping it out of they hand. pic.twitter.com/oaUCKcfUuh-- C. Stewart (@CordaroStewart) August 28, 2016
Who's better in bed?-- Offseason (@Jaromir_Jagr) August 28, 2016
Like for the model
RT for McChicken pic.twitter.com/4U57Yplyt8
"be my mcchicken" pic.twitter.com/yqCO1eNU1u-- jack (@scobes) August 28, 2016
If you're 1 of the ppl who saw a guy JO with a McChicken & tweeted angrily instead of start to crave a McChicken, I don't want to know you.-- Alyssa Rose (@Lyssssajade) August 28, 2016
From the generation that lived through 2 girls one cup, y'all scared of the mcchicken video?-- christina (@tinalemo_) August 28, 2016
My reaction to seeing why "Mcchicken" was trending... pic.twitter.com/qL3L7I49uH-- Jacob Norton (@jacob_norton9) August 28, 2016
concept: erotic fiction about McChicken-- Lil Zika Cigarette (@th0tcouture) August 28, 2016