Sound the alarm, we've done it. We've finally done it. There's no going back from here folks. You don't "go back from" a guy masturbating with a McChicken. It just can't be done.

I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, someone masturbated with a McChicken? Well, why did someone masturbate with a McChicken? As plain and simple as it gets, some dude wanted to jack off, had a McChicken sandwich and I guess thought, for hopefully the first time in human history, "Hey, I should jack off using my McChicken". The horny McJacker videoed the proceedings and uploaded it, where many people have unfortunately come across it over Twitter.

We may never understand the reasoning for the mad man behind this. I mean, who thought you could ruin two perfectly good things by mashing them together into one terrible thing? Can society continue to operate when we all know this is something that has happened? May God have mercy on our souls. But moreso, may he have mercy on McChickens everywhere.