Misusing quotation marks makes whatever you're trying to say sound real shady. We're not entirely sure if whoever wrote these things are trying to send us a secret message, or maybe they're just being super sarcastic. 

It just seems that these quotation marks are in lieu of a wink, like there's something a little strange going on. What do you think?

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1. This isn't fresh, now, is it...

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2. Did...did I not actually help save a life?

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3. This actually means 3X the normal amount of lard. 

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4. What is his unfinished business???

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5. LOL Sorry not sorry. 

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6. We don't want to know what "cheese" is. 

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7. It's not healthy for your body, but maybe for your soul :) 

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8. Employees, please still wash your hands. 

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9. Honestly though? 

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10. Heh. Heh. You know what type of "business" they're talking about. 

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11. St. Francis doesn't give a SHIT. 

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12. Oooh, hopefully "Jesus" is the name of our pizza delivery driver. 

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