Don't let being not being a badass stop you from trying to make everyone think you are a badass. Take it from r/madlads. Brag about whatever you want.
1. Without even blinking, damn. That dude learned his lesson.
2. Holy cow! How'd that get up there?
4. I don't even wanna think about how many will be consumed by 10.
5. Not bad for a Tuesday at all.
6. Will eat sour cream potato chips no problem. But won't swear. This person's not a total maniac.
7. But what about your education?!
8. Wow, we're gonna have to take your keys.
9. Damn doesn't get more fucked up than this.
11. Oh my god. He could (and did).
12. No, no, no! What'll we use to measure?
13. Hell yeah...
14. Unreal. Marcus be sensible here.
15. You're telling me you don't even have a reason why?!?
We like you. Do you like us too?