Don't let being not being a badass stop you from trying to make everyone think you are a badass. Take it from r/madlads. Brag about whatever you want. 

1. Without even blinking, damn. That dude learned his lesson.

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2. Holy cow! How'd that get up there?

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3. WHAT!!!

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4. I don't even wanna think about how many will be consumed by 10.

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5. Not bad for a Tuesday at all.

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6. Will eat sour cream potato chips no problem. But won't swear. This person's not a total maniac.

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7. But what about your education?!

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8. Wow, we're gonna have to take your keys.

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9. Damn doesn't get more fucked up than this.

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10. 

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11. Oh my god. He could (and did).

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12. No, no, no! What'll we use to measure?

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13. Hell yeah...

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14. Unreal. Marcus be sensible here.

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15. You're telling me you don't even have a reason why?!?

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