When are people going to learn that Facebook isn't a diary they need to fill up with gross personal information.

Like, we're proud you lost your virginity Jerry, but we don't want to see your cum stains. 

1. *Shudders*

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2. Well, thanks for your medical history, friend. 

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3. Please throw this person into the ocean. 

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4. Thongs can muffle farts?!

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5. Jake has TMI :(

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6. We don't want to remember this post. 

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7. I hate having to read about itchy buttholes. 

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8. Advice: don't share this on FB. 

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9. Such a sweet goodnight message. 

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10. Jesus, Ashley. 

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