If your Tinder profile isn't raking in the matches like you'd like it to, maybe you just need to add more dog fucking.
Redditor SwellandDecay came across this girl while swiping, and because of the amazing dog orgy story she had to tell, quickly posted her profile to r/Tinder for all to read.
It's better that we let her profile speak for herself, but just keep in mind how amazing it is that she had this experience and decided to make it the entirety of her Tinder profile.
For an easier reading experience, we've edited her full bio so that it is sprinkled throughout each of her pictures. Let the saga begin.
1. The Encounter
2. The Observation
3. The Perspective
4. The Third Party
5. The Takeaway
Where was she jogging? Whose dogs are these? How is the black dog reverse fucking like that? And also does that black dog switch from having sex with it's penis to with its tail? This saga raises more questions than it answers.
But if there is any clear thing about this profile, it's that...you gotta swipe right.
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