Don't hate the player, hate the game. Actually, in this case, you can hate the player too because they are truly awful horny child-beasts. If you've ever sent a pick-up line text message that bombed as badly as this, you might need to re-think your strategy.

Also, maybe stop using pick-up lines. Actually, just stop dating all together.

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