Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Butt-Hurt "Nice Guys" That Need to Calm the F*ck Down
February 22, 2017
Woah, woah, woah. Chill out, buddy. I know you're upset that you told a woman she has lovely supple breasts and she told you to fuck right off, but that's not because women are bad.
It's because YOU are bad. And also gross. And definitely covered in a fine film of Cheetos dust.
Honestly, if you are someone who gets SUPER mad that ladies these days don't prefer ~*le gentlemen*~ (you know, like all those gentlemen from the golden days that loved a subservient woman who takes her beatings without complaining-ugh women, right?) maybe you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and realize, oh, wow, yeah, I'M an asshole because I forgot that women don't owe me sex just because I'm nice.
Also, this beard is NOT doing my any favors.
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