Forget under the bed, forget the closet, these monsters are on your Facebook and Twitter and dear GOD it's terrifying. 

If you ever wondered if the internet is a safe space, the answer is no, nope, never, just go outside.

1. I mustache you to get the fuck away from me, sir.

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2. Any request that starts with you suckling milk out of a teet probably won't go over well.

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3. Wow, it's a good thing she got that restraining order. 

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4. Go on, invite him over. 

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5. Do you think his girlfriend would mind, though?

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via Getternon

6. FAAAARK

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7. Who needs a toothbrush when rats??

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via TwinTurboLife

8. It puts the lotion on the skin! 

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9. THE CHILD DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!

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via everychairisequal

10. As long as he has her hair, he can keep the hope alive!

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