We get it. You want to seem cool to your internet friends so you make up a little story about how you totally rekt that old racist dude at a Denny's but then it gets out of hand and now you're living a double life and oh GOD, you're drowning in your own lies.

The moral of the story here is: quit your bullshit, people.

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