Why some people insist that "OH jeeze, sorry! My friend took my phone and totally asked to see your boobies!" is the perfect lie to say after sending and embarrassing text message is beyond me.

It's like, maybe, JUST MAYBE, if you had asked geniunely and admitted it was you, I would have showed you my golden jubblies.

But, honestly, no I wouldn't have, stop texting people asking for topless photos, you skeezy 12-year-old crustachean (crustached crustacean).

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