Let's get this straight: messaging a woman "wanna fuck" as an opener is not really a pick-up tactic so much as it is a great indicator that your dick/brain don't work no good.

So, to answer your question, no, no one wants to see your weiner or your shitty attempts at breaking the ice. 

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