The moral of the story here is: don't lie about trivial stuff on the internet because there are people out there who don't know who you are, and they don't know what you want.

But they have a very particular set of skills, skills they have acquired over a very long career. A long career of calling out hella annoying bullshitters and extensively quoting Liam Neeson.

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