1. Well, at least it takes twice as long once you have to correct the messed-up formatting when the site uploads your resume in the dumbest way possible...and then they never get back to you, ever.

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2. Well, technically they're Koopa Paratroopas, but we get where you're coming from.

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3. If others want less-than-fresh leftovers, those consequences are on them.

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4. It's literally "Cookies 'n Cream Cookies (with cream)."

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5. MORE LIKE WATERMELON SMASHING CONTESTS, SPEAK THE TRUTH!

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6. It's like no one learned anything from Tetris.

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7. This is a Sirius problem.

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8. Putting scissors in plastic covering requiring another pair of scissors should be illegal.

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9. Also THEIR EYES SHOULD BE THE HEADLIGHTS, NOT THE WINDSHIELD.

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10. Raccoons are trash pandas, and peacocks are fancy pigeons. It all checks out.

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11. Estimated completion date: whenever???

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12. Everyone deserves pockets.

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13. 1995's most important issue.

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