Whoever wrote these ~*totally true*~ stories must be injecting them with the same stuff Kylie puts in her lips because they're fake as hell.

That being said, still so entertaining to read-and laugh at-just like all the Kardashians!

1. And then the teacher smoked out the whole classroom...

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2. What a smokin' hot babe!

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3. Not with a bang, but with a whisper. 

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4. Then she gave him a 5-star rating AND her number. 

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5. The teacher's name? Mark Hoppus.

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6. And that's how they got a record deal, totally forreal.

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7. Did you know that Jesus studied IT?

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8. The kid's doctor was actually Brendon Urie THE WHOLE TIME!

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9. Ah yes, of course, one of those classic talking mimes.

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10. I bet that teacher felt so stupid for trying to teacher him proper grammar. 

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11. The whole cafeteria gave them a standing ovation.

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12. He's the Hodor of Burger Kings.

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13. That's just not how any of this works.

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