Whoever wrote these ~*totally true*~ stories must be injecting them with the same stuff Kylie puts in her lips because they're fake as hell.
That being said, still so entertaining to read-and laugh at-just like all the Kardashians!
1. And then the teacher smoked out the whole classroom...
2. What a smokin' hot babe!
3. Not with a bang, but with a whisper.
4. Then she gave him a 5-star rating AND her number.
5. The teacher's name? Mark Hoppus.
6. And that's how they got a record deal, totally forreal.
7. Did you know that Jesus studied IT?
8. The kid's doctor was actually Brendon Urie THE WHOLE TIME!
9. Ah yes, of course, one of those classic talking mimes.
10. I bet that teacher felt so stupid for trying to teacher him proper grammar.
11. The whole cafeteria gave them a standing ovation.
12. He's the Hodor of Burger Kings.
13. That's just not how any of this works.
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