Some good dating profile advice in here. 

1. None of us are above Tinder. If anything, Tinder is too good for us.

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2. I had no idea Redneck Romeo was a thing.

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3. "I choose die, please."

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4. What kind of response did this guy seriously expect?

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5. RIP chances of a date.

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