Spongebob may be a kid's show, but the kids who watched it when it came out are full grown dirty dogs now. And they are wasting no time sexualizing the shit out of the totally innocuous, never sexually suggestive Bikini Bottom. Hmm wait...

1. I never realized this fish's name was Harold. Double mind blown.

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2. Anyone here who thinks they're above eating Patrick Star's ass can get the fuck out.

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3. Spongebob isn't going to be paying doubloons for this ride...

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4. This is a surefire way to turn yourself into a Krusty Krab.

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5. Time to enter MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!

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6. No character in this show is safe from this. Sorry real estate lady.

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7. As a dude covered in holes, I can imagine he'd be a little skeptical.

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