Yeah, yeah, we get it. You love Class Rock and you think everyone who listens to Justin Bieber or Rihanna is a brainwashed sheep.

But answer me this, you wise old soul: why do you suck so much? 

1. Ugh I miss the 90's when kids only consumed what they were told to by MTV!

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2. So true, you should go be sophistcated in an era before the internet so we don't have to read your BS. 

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3. I guess he never saw Yoko and John's nude photoshoot. 

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4. I miss when you had to shit in a bucket and there wasn't a cure for syphilis.

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5. It's like, why does every snowflake believe in equal rights? Sheep.

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6. Remember when stupid sluts dressed appropriately and couldn't vote? Those were the days.

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7. CLASSY MUSIC IS NEVER ABOUT SEX

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8. I wish I could have been drafted into the Vietnam War!

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9. Hey, DUMMY, ever heard of ELEVATOR MUSIC? Checkmate, atheists. 

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10. I guess they never heard Notorious B.I.G's "Big Booty Hoes". 

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11. True love never dies.

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12. And the cycle continues...

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