1. There goes my heeero, watch him as he goees.

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via Transwiththeplans

2. How...do I....force....quit?

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via throneofkings

3. Excuse me, flight attendant? I believe my ticket affords me...special privelages? 

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via comradebat

4. Please, Mr. Hoppy. The world is far too scary a place. My mouth is safe and warm.

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via mike_pants

5. Mmmmm synonyms.

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via KerbalMiner

6. Too late, already doin it. 

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via sunbolts

7. To eternal DANGNATION!

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via throneofkings

8. IT'S THE LITTLE SAINT NICK OOOOOOO LITTLE SAINT NICK.

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via lessthenmorethan

9. Satan has made me stronger, sweetheart.

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via kimchibby

10. This belongs in a collection of short stories.

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via sunbolts

11. How can you deny that face?

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via Transwiththeplans

12. Shedding the heavy shackles of preteenhood.

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via siberium