8. Whatever spaceman created this tweet new exactly what they were doing.
9. This one just goes without saying.
10. eBay your automated codes seem awfully intentional...
11. Well that background counts son. And I'm a man of my word. Divorce time.
12. Goddamn if I had the Bigfoot hat AND this never again would I face adversity in my life.
13. If I had a nickel for everytime this happened.
14. What if it's like one really big penis that you can climb up to heaven like when you had to do the rope climb in gym?
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