8. Whatever spaceman created this tweet new exactly what they were doing.

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9. This one just goes without saying.undefined

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10. eBay your automated codes seem awfully intentional...

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11. Well that background counts son. And I'm a man of my word. Divorce time.

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12. Goddamn if I had the Bigfoot hat AND this never again would I face adversity in my life.

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13. If I had a nickel for everytime this happened.

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14. What if it's like one really big penis that you can climb up to heaven like when you had to do the rope climb in gym?

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