Seriously, see how far you can make it in this post without cringing your face right off.

1. I've always found "I'm surprisingly a gentleman" to be the line that works everytime.

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2. A modern day prophet, with more Reddit karma than Jesus ever had.

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3. I have a feeling I know the answer.

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4. Save some road head for the rest of us man.

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5. Prepare your inbox, lady.

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6. Everything about this seems healthy and well-adjusted.

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