It's okay to not have your shit together 24/7, most people have a hard time keeping up with this day to day grind.

But these people are on a whole other plane of existence. We're not sure what's going on in their brains, but we're pretty sure it inolves a lot of static.

1. Maybe this is performance art and we just don't ~*get it*~

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2. This reads like a beautiful romance novel.

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3. I wonder if this person knows they could have just eaten a hotdog or a peanut buttersandwich. They didn't have to combine it. They must know that, right?

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4. Fucking Richard.

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5. Goddammit Ethel, come on.

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6. Ol' kitchen turd Frank, ruining everyone's day YET AGAIN.

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7. Poor Pathetic Peter.

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8. You know mommy needs her calm down juice or else she goes into a blind rage.

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9. Swamp Thing does not want her to come back.

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10. "It's okay baby, mommy just needs a little time to reconnect with nature." 

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11. There's just a lot going on in this one sentence. 

People Who Need to Get Their Sh*t Together, ASAP

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12. To be honest, she kind seems like she got her shit together. 

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