The dating scene has become a competetive whirlpool of sexy pictures, ridiculous profiles and jokes ranging from fantastic all the way to dad central. 

If you don't have what it takes, you will be doomed to be a part of the dicarded "swipe lefters" who failed to impress a mate.

Fortunately, these people don't need to worry about a thing. They've got this whole dating profile on FIRE.

1. No arm, no foul.

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2. If a car on fire doesn't read romance to you, then I don't know what does.

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3. Nothing's sexier than a woman who knows what she wants.

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4. Don't pass up on this amazing offer!

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5. Your heart is about to be...Taken.

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6. Clows need love, too.

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7. Fucking Chad.

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8. My mother always said to trust a hairy man in a bathtub. 

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