Praise be to his authoritah.

1. You gotta forgive me Father, it's your job.

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2. Impossible to tell.

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3. Yeah, thanks but no thanks.

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4. Greener than I remember, but still pretty good!

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5. The American Dream in a nutshell.

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6. You gotta practice better self-talk, Kyle.

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7. Is this adjusted for inflation?

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8. Great Chatroulette and life advice.

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9. So...earthy...

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10. Licking carpets usually does the trick.

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11. Cowards.

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12. Just because we work in the mines, doesn't mean we should be discriminated against.

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13. He's done it before and he'll do it again.

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