Everyone has differing taste, that's why there's so many different types of cuisine.
But some of you need to chill out with those crazy orders when you go out to eat. I imagine a lot of conversationg going something like this:
Costumer: "Can you please a real healthy dollop of mayonnaise on my spaghetti?"
Waiter: "Sorry, ma'am, don't think I can."
Customer: "And why not?"
Waiter: "Because it's disgusting and you should be arrested just for asking me to do it."
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