1. There's always a silver, blood-soaked lining.
2. Free food > most things
3. I don't know what to do with this information.
4. This dude gets pissed very easily.
5. My money is on 'some weird mountain'
6. Yeah that wisdom tooth is dumb as hell.
7. This one took a second..
8. Pornhub does it all.
9. What a humble movie star dad.
10. I'm gonna start calling people BLT + cheeses.
11. We are sex dolphins, essentially.
12. They should put this on the brochures.
13. This is next level punnery.
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