Textbook Tumblr.

1. There's always a silver, blood-soaked lining.

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2. Free food > most things

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3. I don't know what to do with this information.

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4. This dude gets pissed very easily.

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5. My money is on 'some weird mountain'

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6. Yeah that wisdom tooth is dumb as hell.

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7. This one took a second..

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8. Pornhub does it all.

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9. What a humble movie star dad.

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10. I'm gonna start calling people BLT + cheeses.

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11. We are sex dolphins, essentially.

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12. They should put this on the brochures.

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13. This is next level punnery.

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