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Jake and Amir
12 Boozy Life Hacks That'll Help You Get Your Buzz On
August 18, 2017
Have you ever thought to youself "man, my life would be so much easier if I could figure out how to sneak booze into The Wiggle's* concert I bought tickets for when I was drunk"?
Well you're in luck!
These life hacks are easier than drinking a cold brewski on a hot summers day.
*Disclaimer: we are not responsible for your public intoxication arrest at a Wiggle's concert.
1. Maybe this is why the French love baguettes so much.
2. Never drink warm beer again!
3. You're the best dad a bottle of whiskey could ask for.
4. I'm lovin' it!
5. Alternative: just drink mouthwash, it's like MOSTLY alcohol!
6. Long hair, don't care!
7. It's like a Halloween costume but for your beer!
8. It's not just a life hack, it's a fashion statement.
9. That's one boozy burrito.
10. It's the great Beeramids of Egypt!
11. It's like an anatomy lesson in drinking.
12. No bottle opener? NO PROBLEM (assuming you have a Macbook Pro charger)!
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