These are the tweets to tweet home about.

1. Remind me again later.

2. Today is the day I stop eating beef.

3. Only after the chant can the cavity fillings begin.

4. *shouting* AND THE PINK FLOWERS ARE REMINISCENT TO THE WARTS THAT--

5. Coincidence? I think not.

6. Damn, Shania.

7. He will never forgive you.

8. That's always a risk.

9. Very polite of him to warn of the athlete's foot.

10. And that was the end of this conversation.

11. We were truly born in the wrong generation.