These days dating apps are far too simplistic. Sometimes you are a man or woman looking for much more than just a man or woman.

1. Science.

2. NEMO HIS NAME IS NEMO

3. Of Motonui. You will board my boat...

4. I am a GOLDEN GOD looking to become A 5 STAR MAN

5. PARKER, get in here

6. I tend to get a little sweaty when I'm...pumpin iron. Check it out.

7. Pretty straightforward