Alright so this one is called: And do you trust your better half??

So this lady is sad as hell cause she's a big uggo. But with a little help from MAJOR COSMETIC FACIAL SURGERY, she can finally be happy.

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See, now we're talking. This is what mama was missin out on.

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...Alright, marryin the dude at the club - go head girl. Time to give birth to this dude's child.

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BUT WAIT.

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IT CAN'T BE.

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You cannot escape ugliness. It's a lifetime sentence.undefined

YOU. CAN'T. FOOL. THE. GENE. POOL.

TAKE THAT YOU UGLY FREAKS!

If you dare change yourself, know that someday karma is gonna come swinging back around and give you a newborn troll, 80 years old out of the womb.

Alright saddle up, I saved the best one for last. It's a doozie.