Forget all that actual history you were forced to learn. This is the stuff that deserves your brain space, baby.

1. He died doing what he loved. Dude's name was Chrysippus.

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2. This is like not telling a kid you stopped playing hide and seek times 100

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3. All together they were about his size

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4. What is it with this dude and gas

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5. They're lovers not fighters

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