Where you see only one set up footprints in the sand, that is where random, left-field Tumblr posts carried you. They would never abandon you.
1. Do not toy with the work of the gods
2. It's just gonna be me and Comet, the way it should be
3. Call me when they turn that into a pizza topping
5. Whenever I try to get kinky the ladies are never down for this
6. I can barely afford avocados, this shit is luxury dining
7. Men's rooms rule, ladies' rooms drool
8. Step up or shut up
9. I'm gonna have to phone a friend
10. End his suffering
11. Hell fuckin ya
12. Get a load of this
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