Where you see only one set up footprints in the sand, that is where random, left-field Tumblr posts carried you. They would never abandon you.

1. Do not toy with the work of the gods

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via lmaonade

2. It's just gonna be me and Comet, the way it should be

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via unclefather

3. Call me when they turn that into a pizza topping

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via the-vashta-nerada

4. Leeeggggoooo

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via apocalypse-aradia

5. Whenever I try to get kinky the ladies are never down for this

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via metalslugx

6. I can barely afford avocados, this shit is luxury dining

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via leviathan-supersystem

7. Men's rooms rule, ladies' rooms drool

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via namebrandpigeon

8. Step up or shut up 

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via turnipfritters

9. I'm gonna have to phone a friend

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via thingsthatcannotsaveyou

10. End his suffering

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via unclefather

11. Hell fuckin ya

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via depressedtrashkid

12. Get a load of this

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via coonfootproductions