On Tinder, you can go from small-talky nothingness to extremely graphic sexual advances in an instant. Be prepared.
1. They've got quite the night ahead of them.
2. Wow, I've heard that pets help pick up ladies, but this seems like an extreme example.
3. That's...an interesting proposition.
4. Ghosts don't have shit on piss play.
5. But..I don't want to hit you with my car.
6. She went from 0-100, but he revved up to her speed real quick.
7. The hamster really turned him on.
8. I feel like this whole profile was creating by iPhones suggestive texting.
9. Holy shit, Lin is pissed.
10. I love the last ditch attempt to somehow save this with Taco Bell.
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