On Tinder, you can go from small-talky nothingness to extremely graphic sexual advances in an instant. Be prepared.

1. They've got quite the night ahead of them.

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FullAutoVato

2. Wow, I've heard that pets help pick up ladies, but this seems like an extreme example.

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christmaswarmth

3. That's...an interesting proposition.

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Lubblyciing

4. Ghosts don't have shit on piss play.

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murphio

5. But..I don't want to hit you with my car.

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sincewedidthedo

6. She went from 0-100, but he revved up to her speed real quick.

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drmichael12

7. The hamster really turned him on.

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astrocolor

8. I feel like this whole profile was creating by iPhones suggestive texting.

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Xboxben

9. Holy shit, Lin is pissed.

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lord_of_the_dab 

10. I love the last ditch attempt to somehow save this with Taco Bell.

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