Hey, we get it. Being a rebel without a cause, hell even a rebel WITH a cause, is cool as fuck.

Unfortunately, most of us lack the attitude and tough exterior that makes one a true badass.

That' why these people make us shake our damn heads and Marlon Brando roll around in his grave.

1. Ugh, dumb freshman are so stupid compared to me, a 3rd time repeat senior. 

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2. We bet money he bumped his head picking up a hot dog in his one bedroom apartment.

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3. You're the only person to lie about it, we guess. 

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4. Mommy's special cream.

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5. *using asterisks in an attempt to intimidate looks very silly.*

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6. DON'T CUT YOURSELF ON THE EDGE, BIBLE HUMPERS.

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7. I'm not changing for anyone, MOM.

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8. Sure you would, slugger. 

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9. He got the message that I am indeed A Real Dick.

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10. He's got God and camo on his side. 

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11. And then the mayor gave him a $100 bill. 

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12. No one says that to anyone, because this didn't happen. 

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