I'm not going to make any wild promises here - we spent a good amount of time collecting and curating the finest and most well-crafted tweets on the internet, but at most they will only entertain you for about 2 minutes (maybe 3 if you watch the video one, which is really worth it). Still, it will be a VERY enjoyable 2 minutes. I can't guarantee you will laugh out loud, but you will (most likely) smile or perhaps emit a gentle chuckle. That is as far as I'm willing to go though.
1. Honestly, everyone should wear this sign at all times, not just on airplanes.
No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing pic.twitter.com/eWFVita7Dx-- Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 7, 2017
2. Can't wait for this Tomb Raider movie, where Lara Croft is half-human/half-giraffe.
'No, can you make sure we can see her face AND her ass?' pic.twitter.com/f4RYCWlB9v-- WolfSkullJack (@Harvey_Art) September 19, 2017
3. The only problem with this is that I would really want to extend the Purge by about 364 more days.
Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want-- Chase ☭ (@liltidepod) July 23, 2017
"Do u have a bathroom?"
"No we shit outside like bears"
4. We all have to grow up at some point.
PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! pic.twitter.com/FbwPkKDOUf-- Sammy (@SamChaplin) September 4, 2017
5. Past-Me sets 40 alarms in the morning to make sure I get up on time, but STILL goes to bed super-late. Past-Me is a real jerk.
Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning pic.twitter.com/TjCBc9hPcY-- a pumpkin spicy boi (@syrianbryn) September 11, 2017
6. Really incredible how diverse this movie series is. Great job, Hollywood!
THE "IT" CINEMATIC UNIVERSE CORRECT VIEWING ORDER-- Zach Dunn (@ZachBDunn) September 15, 2017
It Comes At Night
Bring It On
Just Go With It
Bring It On 2
7. Rick & Morty is great. Rick & Morty fans, however, are.....uhh.....
extremely cursed imadge pic.twitter.com/p8GKSa25np-- bart (@bartsimsonreal) September 1, 2017
8. Haha totally true, so true (*immediately opens an incognito tab and types that exact thing into google*)
Straight men: homosexuality is a disgusting sin get that shit out of my face it's gross-- Lexussss✌ (@Jellybeansdoe_) May 28, 2017
Also straight men: pic.twitter.com/fN6mAPt0Tz
9. Tiny Jackie Chan did all of his own stunts, I hear.
If this poster is to scale, I am VERY excited about this film. pic.twitter.com/e89cgxZvXy-- Gray (@gray) September 16, 2017
10. The Bourne Troll-spiracy
An email scammer kept asking for a copy of my passport so I sent him this and he is extremely upset about it pic.twitter.com/gEMFZUlvo8-- Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) August 31, 2017
11. Little Caesar's might not always be fresh, but their employees' moves sure are.
12. I always specify that on everything I order, just in case.
Dodged a bullet with the California roll pic.twitter.com/peDzjlSVPV-- Nick Stephens (@nlckstephens) September 2, 2017
13. The harshest clapback I have ever witnessed in my life. Incredible.