This is not sad at all. A nice and healthy item for nice, healthy, mentally stable people.
You know, just buying a mop is soo much easier.
Apparently this started as a joke, but has now become a real thing. Beats going to the gym.
Or you could, y'know, use your hand that is also the exact size and shape.
These shoes are classy as hell and will NOT be ruined.
Who needs a picnic blanket when you can just wear embarrassing makeshift clothes!
A very fitting place to store actual beer.
I mean, I guess this would technically be solving a problem.
Somewhere, Jay Leno is getting out his checkbook.