You only get one shot at making a first impression. Unless you troll people by being a character. Then they never truly knew you at all.

1. Wow, looking GREAT for 20 imo

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2. Handjobs are out of the question

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3. Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me...

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4. Right cheek always gettin the right swipes

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5. Transform me daddy

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6. Ugh finally someone who's over 6'

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7. Why on the floor?

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