You can tell these virile stallions are sexperts because, HELLO, they just told you they are, so it has be true.

I mean, who even makes up elaborate lies about being sexually superior on the INTERNET?! 

We believe these guys are totally, 100% not virgins writing their own fantasies for ~*internet points*~. 

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