Halloween Costumes That Will Scare People With Social Anxiety

OH GOD! SOMEONE IS TYPING! SOMEONE IS TYPING! WHAT IS HE GONNA SAY?!!?!?? WHAT AM I GONNA SAY!?!??!! OH GOD! MAKE IT STOP!!!!



What You'll Need 

  • Some Paper
  • A Pen
  • An Overwhelming Sense of Dread



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I ARRIVED 20 MINUTES LATE ON PURPOSE! WHERE IS EVERYONE! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? MAKE ONE ON ONE CONVERSATION WITH THE HOST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



What You'll Need

  • A Party Hat
  • Some Paper
  • A Couple of Awkward Conversations Starters 



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WHAT?!?!? NO!!! THEY WERE JUST WORKING! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!?!?!?! TALK TO SOMEONE!??!??!?!?!?! SWEET CHRIST!



What You'll Need

  • A White T-Shirt
  • Some Markers
  • An Inability To Make a Proper Human Connection 




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IT'S RINGING! IT'S RINGING! OH LORD WHAT SORT OF UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS WAIT FOR ME ON THE OTHER SIDE?!?!? THIS IS IT, PEOPLE! THIS IS THE END!

What You'll Need 

  • An Old Touch Tone Phone
  • Some Paper
  • The Apparent Inability To Text 




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I DON'T KNOW STEVE! WHO THE HELL IS STEVE! WHY IS HE HERE?!? WHY IS HE TALKING TO ME!?!?! STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVEEEE!!!!!!!!


What You'll Need

  • Nothing but a Smug Smile