Jesus Hopping Christ, these people can't shut up about how great they are for even a milisecond.

We're all about self-love and appreciation but like, they must know they sound like the biggest tools in daddy's garage.

So, if you have a second to feel a bit rage-y, then keep on reading, but don't say we didn't warn you. 

1. "I've already made him every meal ever????"

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2. Your next goal should be getting your head out of your asshole.

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3. It must be so hard objectifying women. 

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4. This hits every check mark on the humble brag check list. 

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5. Ugh, it's like, where are all the houses made of solid gold bars?

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6. Girls are so weird!

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7. And yet, here you are. 

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8. *Brags about it outwardly*

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9. I DID A GOOD THING, EVERYONE LOOK AT MEEEE!

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10. I'm not like other bibliophiles. 

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11. Just won a little something called THE OLYPMICS. 

12 Obnoxious People Who Are the Definition of a Humble Brag

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12. Will the compliments EVER stop?

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