1. Look how chilly this carrot is, she needs more toasty stew

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2. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat

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3. This is why we must promote science to our children

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4. I would kick this sign and start destroying buildings in a furious rampage

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5. This one's for all you miners out there

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6. I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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7. We're NOT gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, because there is no outlet

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8. I would like my bloomin' onions wrapped up, please

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9. Dream big, little spider

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10. Das a dank ass pun

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11. Issa'me, shoehorned wordplay

Puns That'll Either Infuriate You Or Tickle You With Glee

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12. Too bad the GOAT is still Boingo Hotspot
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13. Alright, I hate puns - but this one I like

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