Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Ladies Who Got Roasted Like Lady Birds
November 29, 2017
1. *cue loud hrrrumph*
2. Ah yes, I threw bowling balls accidentally backwards with this chap all the time
3. Your nostrils are closing in on themselves
4. With a sprinkling of that red headed girl from It
5. How ironic...she can develop her webs, but couldn't develop herself.
6. Must've been from one of the later seasons of The Simpsons...
7. Quit getting sexual with the potassium, young lady
8. Sorry knockoff Elsa, we've filled the position
9. Does that count as carry on or do you have to check it?
10. Except you didn't cost your parents any less than the name brand
11. Tfw you are a college poster come to life
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.