Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Horrible Christmas Decorations That Failed Santa's Inspection
December 22, 2017
The winter holidays are a magical time of year; Christmas lights are turning houses into twinkling masterpieces, magical reindeer statues occupy the front lawn, holiday cheer is printed on candy cane signs and-
Oh. What the Christmas Fuckery is going on with these decorations?
Did Christmas hurt you, neighbor? Because why the Merry Shitmas do you have an elf taking a dump in your chimney? I guess someone lost their holiday spirit this year.
1. If you didn't know about "El Caganer" ("the crapper" or "the shitter") nativity tradition, then you haven't lived (as seen in the Catalonian Mall).
2. He sees you when you're peeing.
3. Deck the balls.
4. The cost says it all.
5. Santa's Ho ho ho!
6. Ah yes, Santa and his magical flying sea creatures.
7. Santa's little helpers can fuck right off.
8. You Tried (barely).
9. Joyce Byers gets stranger every year.
10. Happy Jizzmas!
11. Santa love's venison.
12. HE SEES YOU ALL HE SEES YOU ALL HE SEES YOU ALL
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.