Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Creepy Attempts to Flirt Made Worse by Asterisks
December 12, 2017
There are a million ways to flirt online and a million people all competing in the dating game.
Therefore, standing out from the rest of the status quo can be difficult, so some people might get a little creative with their pick-up techniques.
Roleplaying isn't for everyone, and that's totally okay, but we're pretty sure that roleplay using asterisks is for nobody, so maybe stop with all of that.
1. I'm not picking your books up again.
2. I have a feeling this person is wearing a diaper, not underwear.
3. Good joke.
4. *trips over feet, lips land on your lips somehow.
5. I have a boyfriend for the rest of my life, probably, don't talk to me again.
6. TINY MOUSE BOY NO.
7. You might want to take care of that.
8. I'm gonna go ahead and pout that drink right down the drain.
9. Little fact about me: I hate having my hand kissed :)
10. *Pokes your eyes out with a fork*
11. W-what am I supposed to do with this infomration?
12. Mabe just continue looking down there.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.