If you're looking for a cozy, 'tis the season, winter wonderland merriment gallery, I'm sorry to say you took the most wrong turn somewhere along the way. 

You're not going to find fluffy ducklings or festive Christmas trees here, but you WILL find some things you didn't even know you were afraid of yet!

Hope you have an emergency stash of eye bleach near you.

1. Fingers or toes? Foes?

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2. Bananas, anyone?

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3. Wanna make out?

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4. *Takes long sip of coffee*

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5. We've heard of hairy toes but damn.

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6. Is this a maternity ward?

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7. A lovely Christmas tradition: 

 Pictures That'll Make You Say

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8. A beautiful picture of a new mother. 

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9. Ridin' dirty. 

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10. Don't worry, it's just a African Buttikofer Epaulatted Fruit Bat!

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11. Just an average day at the doctor's office. 

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